Well hello there. I see you've caught me introducing an interview I did with Manchester United's official website . These are some of my words floating next to my head, but you're probably too distracted by my widow's peak and my intoxicating, Simon Cowell-like scent to see them. ... Oh, you did see them? Shhh. Nevermind then. Unlike my interviews with The Erotic Taxidermist Quarterly, the official Manchester United website tends to cut some of my answers short before the full Berba-brilliance has been released. So, like this plastic bag full of massage oils I have in my pocket, I will share them with you...right now.
