Part of the reason so many fantastical Mario Balotelli stories are able to exist as truth is that Mario doesn't do interviews very often. Also, because we want them to be. But Mario's understandable distrust of the media apparently does not exclude talking to former Oasis songwriter and professional Man City fan Noel Gallagher for the BBC's Football Focus. The Guardian has the full transcript of the interview (the final edit is above), which is lengthy but surprisingly fantastic and definitely worth reading. Here are some of the best bits of it...
