On Wednesday, Zdeno Chara and Tyler Seguin's leaping bro-mance topped hockey hugs , leading me to express some jealousy at Seguin's good fortune. Frankly, leaping into the arms of the Boston Bruins' giant captain -- hockey's equivalent of being scooped up by the Iron Giant -- just looks like a good time. But I'll tell you what doesn't look like a good time: the reverse scenario. As much glee as one might be able to derive from throwing oneself into Zdeno Chara like the walls of a Slovakian bouncy castle, having Zdeno Chara throw himself into you seems much less enjoyable. This is a lesson Washington Capitals' forward Marcus Johansson, as well as the shattered glass behind him, learned firsthand Saturday. Seriously, Johansson is lucky that was the glass and not his bones. The hit came just under 10 minutes into the first period of a game the Capitals were leading 2-0. They would go on to win the game 4-3 .
